what the heck!!

new word: gutate adj. Shaped like a drop.

The Red Sox lost! What the heck? Those damn Yankees. They never deserved to win. It's the Marlins now, baby. Anybody but the Yankees, they don't deserve to win, they're so fake. Mr. Tyson- which in case anyone hasn't heard, is Hermitage's new principal- came to our table today and said that the only game that the Yankees have lost against the Red Sox in a postseason game was pitched by a guy who was first traded from the Yankees to the Red Sox, and then whose name, spelled backwards, was B. Ruth Curse. It might have been a stretch- the name Esruc hturB doesn't really sound authentic, but think if that were true. Man. Whoa.