Dogs vs. Cats

I was thinking earlier today about how stupid cats are. Dogs are the best. I was thinking about how the privaledges that cats and dogs have are really not balanced. Its really unfair. For example, cats are allowed to walk around all the neighbors' yards and stuff and like sleep on anyone's car. If dogs started to just walk around in people's yards and stuff, then people would get them taken away immediately. Yea so what if a dog just jumped up on to the hood of your car like a cat and just like decided to take a nap there. What the heck man. I think dogs should have that privaledge too¹.

1 as long as it isn't my car