Phobias

I have devised a list of various phobias that have come to my mind over the years¹. There might actually be real names for these, but I think mine will be much better lol. Here they are:

burnacularphobia - fear of candles
(from paul root of burn)
animaphobia - fear of cartoons
(from paul root of animate)
ideaphobia - fear of lightbulbs
(from paul root of idea)
splooshphobia - fear of imaginary water
(from paul root of splooshie splooshie)
patphobia - fear of pat-a-cake
(from paul root of pat)
webphobia - fear of webster's dictionary
(from paul root of webster)
sleenphobia - fear of sleen²
(from paul root of sleen)
beastphobia - fear of Paul
(from paul root of beast)
dingalingphobia - fear of the OLL bell choir
(from paul root of ding)
prinsianaphobia - fear of Matt
(from matt root of prins)

If you would like to see more, then just keep checking back here. Every so often I will post ten new phobias

1 years= past 20 min.

2 sleen is a beastly quality found in females. Everyone would know that if they had gone to see my first performance at CSZ. We were playing da do rap rap and the word was dean... sleen should have been good enough. After I said sleen, the ref asked me what the def. of this "sleen" is and I told him what the definition of sleen is, but no of course he won't believe me.