Chris Rock

I have a friend here at school that has the same name as a comedian that might be familiar to you. He is actually quite intelligent, which is not inferred by speaking directly with him nor inferred by looking at him. He would have one of the highest grade point averages in our school if he would only do his homework. It is ironic that he always scores better than me on all standardized tests given here at school. You are a beast chris! ¹

1 Chris has been sitting here next to me while typing this entire entry (implying that I am not so mean as to actually type about my friends like that).