mmmmm... cool points

Here is what you do... I will ask question... you answer question through the comments system alright? Each question is worth 1 cool point unless otherwise stated or unless I decide that your answer is worth more or less than that. I will strike out questions once they have been answered correctly. Just put the question number, then the answer in your comment (of course you can answer more than one)... you get it.

1.) I just finished a very delicious midnight snack... mmm... So what exactly did I eat?

2) I ate a very awkward dinner the other day... who made this dinner so awkward and what was the occasion?

3.) Quick: Beta Convention speech= what key word!

4.) What is the lowest note on a cello?

5.) How do you say "parakeet" in spanish?

6.) Name a word with only one syllable that I would need a dictionary to define (I'm sure there are plenty of them)

7.) What is significant about x²-x-1 ?

8.) WOAH on the second saturday of every month, the dance space has swing dancing, but its not the traditional "east coast swing." What is the name of the swing taught on the second saturdays?

9.) How many years have I swam for Lakeside Swim Team?

10.) f(x)=x What is the derivative with respect to x of the integral of f(x) with endpoints of 0 to x. (a lot simpler than it looks guys)

BONUS: "I am depleted -- a vacant soul -- from my recent fortnight sojourn scrutinizing the escapades of two wayward plumbers; it no doubt has been an engaging and spirited occasion, and I am jovial that my sibling has not the aptitude to prevail o'er me. I, dear ones, am a ogre. " <-- what is this?