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I profess that I have not been as broke as I am now since my days of like in my naive youth. Perhaps the money shortage is due to the recent purchase of a ::cough:: bass guitar and an amp ::cough::. However, the reason of my lack of money is of no importance at this time. The reason I am posting this is to ask for donations to support the "Help Paul pay for x-mas presents fund." Your donations will include a complete refund of money at some point in time and a complimentary "thank you" from my personal secretary, the lovely Devon. I encourage your support and ask that you please take haste to make your donations, for x-mas is rapidly approaching. Thank you.